Beyonce ain't the first, nor the last bitch to have a job and get pregnant. She sings. She dances. She fux. She has a baby. Nothing to see here folks.
But I just gotta say... it is OBVIOUS there is something fishy going on here. Intuition and experience tells me that either this bitch IS NOT pregnant at ALL or she is and she's lying about how far along she is to dodge the 'oh she's getting fat' phase of the pregnancy.
This heffa doin' interviews to discuss conspiracy theories about her pregnancy. That shit don't seem weird to yall? (Ever notice that she's ALWAYS aware of the camera and caught in mid-smile? NOBODY ON EARF smiles that much. EVER)
(And in reference to pic 2... some ppl get prego in their UTERUS, not their goddamn INTESTINES. Lower, Beyonce....lower)
The goal: To keep her relevant with "baby bump" controversy because she can no longer show her snatch on stage. Pregnancy is often slow to show and it would have taken her 4 - 6 months before people called her anything but fat. So to combat that, she is purposely adjusting her stomach to stay relevant. There are sociopaths among us. They feed off of attention... and would die without it. Ladies and gents, I give you: Beyonce.
