BabyGate: The Spooge Heard Round the World

Imma say this and be done with the shit. 

Beyonce ain't the first, nor the last bitch to have a job and get pregnant. She sings. She dances. She fux. She has a baby.  Nothing to see here folks.

But I just gotta say... it is OBVIOUS there is something fishy going on here. Intuition and experience tells me that either this bitch IS NOT pregnant at ALL or she is and she's lying about how far along she is to dodge the 'oh she's getting fat' phase of the pregnancy. 

This heffa doin' interviews to discuss conspiracy theories about her pregnancy. That shit don't seem weird to yall?  (Ever notice that she's ALWAYS aware of the camera and caught in mid-smile? NOBODY ON EARF smiles that much. EVER)

(And in reference to pic 2... some ppl get prego in their UTERUS, not their goddamn INTESTINES. Lower, Beyonce....lower)


The goal: To keep her relevant with "baby bump" controversy because she can no longer show her snatch on stage. Pregnancy is often slow to show and it would have taken her 4 - 6 months before people called her anything but fat. So to combat that, she is purposely adjusting her stomach to stay relevant. There are sociopaths among us. They feed off of attention... and would die without it. Ladies and gents, I give you: Beyonce.

Whoreticulture - Growing Hoes One Day At A Time

This post is dedicated to Hoes.

I don't know if anyone noticed but America is the leading exporter of homegrown Heauxs bred from the fertilizer of low self esteem, corroded morals, rotten relationships and the carcasses of absent fathers.

 Nothing nourishes the soil of a heaux like the success of concubines and the joy of jumpoffs.

Sites like worldstarhiphop.com, mediatakeout and the like glorify 'The Heaux.'  For those who don't know, the Heaux is a new breed of woman that relishes in the attention of marginally intelligent, superficial narcissists with overpaid professions.

Sounds like 'hate' doesn't it?

It is.  And it should be. 

While I realize that mentioning these Heauxs gives them the attention they so desperately crave, I want my readers to understand that not all attention is not GOOD attention.   Of course, my intent isn't to give them additional exposure, however I HAVE to raise awareness about the growing number of women that demean themselves in places where "normal" people go to party. 

Recently, a video surfaced of a young "woman" (for lack of a better word) dancing in a nightclub on stage with no panties while flashing her vajayjay to a room full of strangers donning the smile and pride of someone who has just won a Pulitzer prize for a scholarly contribution. (I'm not gonna post it, so go find it on your own PERVERTS.)

   The worst part about this vid isn't the woman pulling up her dress and shoving her rotted cooch in the face of gawking bystanders.  The WORST part about this vid is that no one said anything to her or saw anything wrong with what she was doing. 

As patrons of nightclub establishments, the common party-goer has an OBLIGATION to drag these overexposed Heauxs off the stage of shame and give them the tongue lashing that they were looking for, but never expected. Who in their right mind and heterosexual being would spend $10 to go to a REGULAR dance club, only to watch a woman unveil her slimy box to the world?

Moral of the story? Shamelessness is contagious. And in the presence of it, we often condone and display it. Don't. It's not cute.. and to those with even a mustard seed of class should snatch a heaux from her pedestal and beat her into shame. Why? Because SHE is the reason why YOU don't have respect and won't get it.

Know that.

Drop Yo Sh!t, Arthur Said B!tch!!!

Wow.


And that's all I gotta say about that, B!tch!

WTF Pic of the Eeek!

Somebody. Anybody tell me.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

I sure hope her insides are pretty because her outsides are f*cked up!  This hardbody concrete faced , Schwarzenegger backed broad.. Wow.  Her poor chocolate baby (that you never see her with) has to watch this skeletorian craisin every day.   It looks like the devil himself sucked the life outta her.

The titties look pasted on and burnt out. My step brother got bigger areolas. That my friend.... is a man.  On some throwback isht, her back look like Robert Deniro's isht when he was doing pull ups in the movie Cape Fear.

Two words Madonna: Feminine Fat.

The Duality of The Latino

The Daily News is reporting that the Census Bureau has recorded a 6% spike in the white population. Apparently, more and more Latinos are identifying themselves as White on their applications.

Just like light skinned Blacks, Latinos have recognized the opportunity to use their ambiguous attributes to their advantage.  Keep it real: When it comes to job and credit applications and corporate socialization it pays to be White. A white washed accent, a little dye and some ultra perm are all it takes to fly below the minority radar undetected.

Here are a few more interesting snippets from the article about Hispanic ethnicity and race:

"It really surprises me, that is a significant shift," said Claudio Remeseira, a Columbia University professor and editor of "Hispanic New York: A Sourcebook."

"In general, most Latinos tend to think of themselves as white. But the issue of how Latinos identify themselves by race has always been complicated."

For example, most Dominican immigrants - even dark-skinned Dominicans - would say they are white "because they have historically perceived themselves as not black" like their neighbors in Haiti, Remeseira said.

In all, the number of people in the "white alone" category jumped by 12.1 million over the last decade to 223.6 million, the census showed.

Whites now represent 72% of the U.S. population and account for nearly half of the total population increase since 2000.

Take out the Hispanics, however, and whites account for 64% of the population, according to the figures. They were 69% of the population just a decade ago.

Hispanics continue to be the nation's fastest growing group.

The percentage that identified themselves as white jumped in the past decade from 48% to 53%. The portion that marked "some other race" dropped from 42% to 37%.

What I find most interesting about this is that Latinos don't want to be mistaken for Black people, Whites don't want to be mistaken for Black people and nowadays even Blacks don't want to be mistaken for Black people.  That says alot about the perception of the Black race.

SMDH.